I'm a junior in college with the creativity of my grandmother's dentures, an inability to let go of the videogames and TV shows of my childhood, and the attention span of 3/8 of a goldfish...yet somehow I still manage to be a fully functioning member of society.


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I like how I wanted a non-salty snack so I reached for leftover pizza and triscuits

each triscuit has 1% of your daily value of salt

I don’t think you understand the severity of this