I’m a junior in college with the creativity of my grandmother’s dentures, an inability to let go of the videogames and TV shows of my childhood, and the attention span of 3/8 of a goldfish…yet somehow I still manage to be a fully functioning member of society.3DS Friend Code 2277-7125-0772 var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-40159868-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @dratini-martini)http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a5bbdcaffc3ff561595aad7602692172/tumblr_mlonea3piO1r8vrhxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://malformalady.tumblr.com/post/48654555742/grapefruit-mutation" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">malformalady</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Grapefruit mutation</p></blockquote>http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50874108073http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50874108073Sun, 19 May 2013 22:09:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/444a868a3907bc9a95f5105b2b898a61/tumblr_mloqou6mfF1rlaporo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mineralists.tumblr.com/post/48660944455/cute-pink-druzy-agate-cab" target="_blank">mineralists</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Cute Pink Druzy Agate Cab</p> </blockquote>http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50865602563http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50865602563Sun, 19 May 2013 20:19:00 -0400nature porn<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/19b71bf45e3ac388c30e1122990f8bb4/tumblr_mn2k79NL7d1qgedsyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My cat sleeps with one eye open</p>http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50862403921http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50862403921Sun, 19 May 2013 19:35:33 -0400renlycat<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/371c90477283b2b95aa24d93a5dc371a/tumblr_mlhou8uSTO1rzi884o2_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50857359239http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50857359239Sun, 19 May 2013 18:27:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jilmyOGK1qcl6y1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50848448049http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50848448049Sun, 19 May 2013 16:37:31 -0400kodamaprincess mononokemiyazaki<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4749ff5f4b34b2a1ef3a78eb35958c0/tumblr_mkvf8tV3JB1rk1j17o4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8035d382536a44c4b60df21d80998888/tumblr_mkvf8tV3JB1rk1j17o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5af638fa16d4de639a21875a59989182/tumblr_mkvf8tV3JB1rk1j17o3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/74914acdf6876b603d0506c9dfd17628/tumblr_mkvf8tV3JB1rk1j17o5_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/41c73780c3a563ee8ea9e1d0320ebf61/tumblr_mkvf8tV3JB1rk1j17o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50839404013http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50839404013Sun, 19 May 2013 14:46:29 -0400best<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ily9rUgK1qknhfso1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://candycoatedclitoris.tumblr.com/post/26382641903/the-only-one-who-can-save-the-universe" target="_blank">candycoatedclitoris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The only one who can save the universe</p> </blockquote>http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50830930336http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50830930336Sun, 19 May 2013 12:56:16 -0400sailor moon<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b03db57f1affa218f544720a1de307b8/tumblr_mlnwrvalk11rlaf3po1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tapdancers.tumblr.com/post/48614945923/this-is-in-all-honesty-probably-the-best-thing-in" target="_blank">tapdancers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is in all honesty probably the best thing in the world</p> </blockquote>http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50823161057http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50823161057Sun, 19 May 2013 11:05:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0002ad97f0502b80879db1f851506516/tumblr_mn1wcsAvK31qgedsyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve literally never had this problem and my mom has talked to me twice in the past year and a half</p>http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50822857600http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50822857600Sun, 19 May 2013 11:00:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1da95a3257ecd27856b4761b86e0c94d/tumblr_mn12efWGkV1rs7g4ko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ericsblogatorium.tumblr.com/post/50793572180/downton-abby" target="_blank">ericsblogatorium</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Downton Abby</p> </blockquote>http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50819945584http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50819945584Sun, 19 May 2013 10:12:26 -0400I made thisYou: Your ex is attractive.<br /> Partner: Which one?<br /> You: ME. <br /> You: BYEEEEhttp://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50819384541http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50819384541Sun, 19 May 2013 10:02:13 -0400damn it shoudl have done this<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d04d87e2864da8f1d524e9f6918f847/tumblr_mmauvoZxSU1rvk7b0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katrinadraws.tumblr.com/post/49636881377/know-your-pokeballs-poster-for-anime-boston" target="_blank">katrinadraws</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Know Your Pokeballs poster for Anime Boston (ง •̀◡•́)ง</p> </blockquote> <p>I would buy a print of this</p>http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50819036933http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50819036933Sun, 19 May 2013 09:55:58 -0400pokemonart<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rhyse.ca/post/48571307287/if-i-was-trapped-inside-a-room-filled-with" target="_blank">pizzaforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die</p> </blockquote>http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50816902438http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50816902438Sun, 19 May 2013 09:14:12 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://internetexplorers.tumblr.com/post/48460825006" target="_blank">internetexplorers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://errorsanitynotfound.tumblr.com/post/48028770527/internetexplorers-why-hasnt-anyone-offered-my" target="_blank">errorsanitynotfound</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://internetexplorers.tumblr.com/post/47940860720" target="_blank">internetexplorers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong</p> </blockquote> <p>its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you</p> </blockquote> <p>this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me</p> </blockquote>http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50812385344http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50812385344Sun, 19 May 2013 07:23:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6311c7cc44150771707ca47084c8f85/tumblr_mllbazpeFW1qfzndqo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50802910190http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50802910190Sun, 19 May 2013 05:32:43 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rnemes.tumblr.com/post/48537118759/tvspecial-i-dont-think-aliens-exist-then" target="_blank">rnemes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tvspecial.tumblr.com/post/48536959383/i-dont-think-aliens-exist" target="_blank">tvspecial</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i don’t think aliens exist</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6695a16611ed63e7de3d81ebbbbedcad/tumblr_inline_mlkv5dojSN1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>then wtf do u call this</p> </blockquote>http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50797444102http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50797444102Sun, 19 May 2013 03:41:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70a2a8340f2ddefe6e4d7f3cd09d434c/tumblr_mjsjkzl4zb1qk87rpo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50792575601http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50792575601Sun, 19 May 2013 01:51:07 -0400rizard<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bootycaller.tumblr.com/post/47891793158/boys-who-arent-hopelessly-in-love-with-me" target="_blank">bootycaller</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>boys who aren’t hopelessly in love with me……..</p> <p>first of all how dare you</p> </blockquote>http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50777874722http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50777874722Sat, 18 May 2013 22:09:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1cc96961f4c4158d63bed6a6f65b117a/tumblr_ml7hgnENLh1s3kny7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50770611049http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50770611049Sat, 18 May 2013 20:18:54 -0400spongebob<p>my 4th day of work and I had an 11 hour shift</p>http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50769318008http://dratini-martini.tumblr.com/post/50769318008Sat, 18 May 2013 19:58:43 -0400