I'm a junior in college with the creativity of my grandmother's dentures, an inability to let go of the videogames and TV shows of my childhood, and the attention span of 3/8 of a goldfish...yet somehow I still manage to be a fully functioning member of society.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Demetri Martin: Person.
(Source: diplodoofus)
The Art of Demetri Martin <—more here
If you’re a battery, you’re either working or you’re dead. Shit life.
Demetri Martin (via oliviaisthebomb)
